Jag lagar min J-tangent

Här om kvällen gick min J-tangent sönder. Det var i en särskilt Keith Moonsk trummanöver i Rock Band då ett styck trumpinne flög ur handen på mig, gjorde en elegant saltomortal genom luften och landade rätt på mitt tangentbord.

Mitt laptop-tangentbord that is. Som är nedsänkt i datorn med helt platta tangenter för att smuts inte ska kunna komma in. J-tangenten hoppade lekfullt loss och jag skulle precis sätta mig och gråta en skvätt när jag insåg att jag precis fått pyssel för hela kvällen framåt. Härligt.

På bästa Eva Funke-manér (stavning? Föresten är det inte sabla roligt att hon heter Funke?) beväpnade jag mig med tandpetare och små sidospeglar. Med kirurgisk exakthet lyckades jag efter otaliga om och men, kroka fast tangenten i sin förvånansvärt avancerade låsanordning. Två timmar av mitt liv tog det bara. Nu känner jag mig dock händig som Timell. Jag kanske ska bygga ett hus eller något. Allt fixar jag! Det första händiga jag ska göra är nog att mata trumpinnarna till svarven.

Vill ni förresten se hur det ser ut när man lagar en J-tangent? Kom ju åt en del knappar nämligen under proceduren så jag tänkte att det var säkrast att göra det hela i ett word-dokument. Så jag inte råkar komma in i The Matrix eller något. Här nedan ser ni resultatet.

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Inte helt olikt Douglas Coupland va? Det är vad jag intalar mig själv i alla fall. Ska nog söka kulturbidrag för det.