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Omegle - Chatta med en främling


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: don't go away
You: Ok
Stranger: stand by me
You: Sure
Stranger: I love U
You: The same
Stranger: kiss
You: Thanks
Stranger: Stop Crying Your Heart Out
You: Ok
Stranger: I see U
You: I see you to
Stranger: Resistance
You: Ok
Stranger: Starlight
Stranger: Uprising
You: Ok?
Stranger: Champagne Supernova
You: Vodka nuke!
Stranger: Don't Look Back In Anger
You: Ok. Lets look forward with anger.
Stranger: BBC Radio 2 Ken Bruce Show
You: Ok
Stranger: 21guns
You: ?
Stranger: 2ne1
You: Still ?
Stranger: wonderwall
Stranger: greenday-21guns
You: Metallica?
Stranger: Go Let It Out [6]
You: I let it out. What now?
Stranger: Rock N Roll Star
Stranger: i love u
You: The same
Stranger: love kiss!!
Stranger: kiss x100
Stranger: u love me!!
You: Sure thing
Stranger: LIVE FOREVER
You: Perhaps
Stranger: Let's All Make Believe
You: Ok
Stranger: Je T'aime
Stranger: i love Je T'aime
Stranger: i Je T'aime u
Stranger: Oasis] Who Feels Love (live Familiar to millions)
You: Nirvana - The man who sold the world
Stranger: Let There Be Love
You: Dragonforce - In the land were dragons rule
Stranger: Go let it out, go let it out, go let it out
You: I will!
Stranger: Life is precocious in a most peculiar way
Sister psychosis don't got a lot to say
She go let it out, she go let it in, she go let it out
She go let it out, she go let it in, she go let it out
You: Sure thing
tranger: Today is gonna be the day
Stranger: that they're gonna throw it back to you
You: Then i gonna throw it back on them
Stranger: By now you should've somehow
realized what you gotta do
You: Get rich or die trying?
Stranger: I don't believe that anybody
feels the way I do about you now
You: I belive you
Stranger: And all the roads we have to
walk are winding
You: Cant we take a cab?
Stranger: And all the lights that lead us
there are blinding
You: Sunglasses?
Stranger: There are many things that I
would like to say to you
But I don't know how
You: Why?
Stranger: Because maybe
You're gonna be the one
that saves me
And after all
You: We eat cake!
Stranger: Made a meal and threw it up on sunday
You: Ok
Stranger: said I would and I'll be leaving one day
before my heart starts to burn
You: Hearts on fire! Hearts on fire!
You: Burning! Burning with desire!
You: Thats Hammerfall
Stranger: So what's the matter with you?
Stranger: don't you know the cold and wind and rain don't know
You: They know. I know that they know.
Stranger: they only seem to come and go away
You: No. Theyre only hiding under car
Stranger: Times are hard when things have got no meaning
You: Everything has a meaning
Stranger: I've found a key upon the floor
Stranger: maybe you and I will not believe the things
You: Ok.
Stranger: we find behind the door
You: Headcrabs!
Stranger: So what's the matter with you?
You: Im insane!
Stranger: nobody knows the way it's gonna be
You: They know. I know that they know
Stranger: yeah nobody knows
Stranger: the way it's gonna be
You: I know that they know!
Stranger: If you're leaving will you take me with you
You: Sure.
Stranger: there is one thing I could never give you
You: Wanna bet?
Stranger: my heart will never be your home
You: To small?
Stranger: So what's the matter with you?
You: Im insane!
Stranger: don't you know the cold and wind and rain don't know
Stranger: they only seem to come and go away
You: I know that they know!
Stranger: nobody knows the way it's gonna be
You: China will rule the world.
You: Bin ladin will be president of the united states and i will become a duck
Stranger: How many special people change?
You: 2 NO 3!!!
Stranger: How many lives are living strange?
You: 3
Stranger: Where were you while we were getting high?
You: In jail
Stranger: Someday you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide
In a champagne supernova in the sky
You: Are you drunk?
Stranger: A champagne supernova in the sky
You: Then I send my Vodka nuke
Stranger: Wipe that tear away now from your eye
You: No!
Stranger: 'Cuz we don't believe
Stranger: That they're gonna get away from the winter
You: I want to belive!

Var tvungen att radera en del, vi höll på i 30 minuter.
A government big enough to supply everything you need is big enough to take everything you have
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Citerar Swedssman:
Var tvungen att radera en del, vi höll på i 30 minuter.



Han drar ju upp namn på Oasis låtar.
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You: Hello
Stranger: Hi
You: R u big?
Stranger: lolwut? no
You: Im big
Stranger: that... nice to know
You: My weight is 874 pounds
You: I dont know how much that is
You: cuz im a gangsta
Stranger: cool
You: You wanna join my crew?
Stranger: depends?
You: You will get a free big mac
Stranger: Sorry I don't like big macs
You: Kiddie meal?
Stranger: sorry, no
Stranger: I only eat fries
You: Umm kebab?
Stranger: hmm... I mgiht consider a kebab xD
You: Youre in
Stranger: cool
You: Do you want a mission
Stranger: Sure?
You: Get to me then
You: Fly
You: Hey, where are you from?
Stranger: Europe
Stranger: Scandinavia
You: me 2
You: sweden
Stranger: I'm from finland
You: Cool
Stranger: yup
You: Do u live in swedish speaking parts?
Stranger: no
You: ok
You: Look, we have to dig away denmark
You: Your mission
Stranger: yes?
You: Their language is so annoying
Stranger: I agree
You: So lets start
Stranger: sure... but where?
You: Main city
You: Kobenhavn
Stranger: ok
You: Or whatever they call it
Stranger: yeah
You: Bring your rocket launcher
Stranger: yes sir! After I find it...
You: Ok, got to disconnect
You: I need to get moving
Stranger: Nice talking to you stranger from sweden
You: Yeah meet you in denmark
Stranger: sure
You: bye
You have disconnected.
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Citerar Gomer_pyle:
Han drar ju upp namn på Oasis låtar.


Jag misstänkte det.
A government big enough to supply everything you need is big enough to take everything you have
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Det finns nu en liknande tjänst på svenska, http://stranger.se .
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Select one that best Represents you (just to check if we're a good match):
A) Male- Just wants to talk
B ) Male- Wants to talk to guy
C) Male- Wants to talk to girl
D) Male- (Horny)Wants to talk to guy
E) Male- (Horny)Wants to talk to girl
F) Female- Just wants to talk
G) Female- Wants to talk to guy
H) Female- Wants to talk to girl
I) Female- (Horny)Wants to talk to guy
J) Female- (Horny)Wants to talk to girl
You: Hm. I would say K).
Stranger: whats k
You: K) Male- Don't want to talk to a stupid no-lifer.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Johnny ain't so crazy. He's always got a line for the ladies.
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Citerar Nixxer:
You: K) Male- Don't want to talk to a stupid no-lifer.


Haha,
"In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes."
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You: heey : D
Stranger: 19 m
Stranger: u
You: cool, 11 f
Stranger: do you have msn ?
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. (Scavenger, Trespasser, Adventurer, Loner, Killer, Explorer, Robber)
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Stranger: hi
You: who are you?
Stranger: 20 m canada, you?
You: Sweden
Stranger: m or f
You: m
Stranger: nice to meet you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
"The sky is not the limit, it's just the view"
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Har fått en del skumma pratstunder

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: do u go on funnyjunk.com
Stranger: i mean do u enjoy having buttsex with small children
You: no
Stranger: fuck u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You: hi
Stranger: asl
Stranger: are u horny girl with webcam?
You: yes
You: 17 years old
Stranger: give msn?
You: Give your msn first
Stranger: [email protected]
You: you know I dont goona give you my msn
Stranger: add me?
You: No thanks
You: So, how old are you?
Stranger: 19
You: Male?
Stranger: yes
You: Male here to, Wanna talk about something?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


sjuka människor på detta, man säger att man är en tjej och alla vill ha en MSN
I mörkret hörs inga tårar.
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"The sky is not the limit, it's just the view"
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Cyber?
You: huh?
You: kex?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


We went for a bike ride. Tops off. Fred Perry shorts on.
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Man kanske ska skämta lite om att man är en snygg tjej ändå.
"The sky is not the limit, it's just the view"
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Citerar Ironfist00:
Man kanske ska skämta lite om att man är en snygg tjej ändå.


Nej, det slutar bara med dåligt cyber sex.
Felstavningar skylles på Iphone, alkohol, droger, Aids, amputerade fingrar och Jan Guillou
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Jag råkade på en rysk tjej på sidan, lite halvkranglig med språket var hon, men trevlig minsann. Ovanligt med seriösa personer där känns det som.
Life experience is an important ingredient. Curiosity. Nerves. Dare to make a fool of itself, be naked. Constantly exposing themselves to danger and artistic: Never say now I'm ready.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI!
Stranger: from?
You: Sweden
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Tillagt 2010-03-10 17:49:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: im looking for a hot gay guy for some video sex chat if ure not then just disconnect
You: ok
You:
Stranger: so r u???
You: yes
Stranger: ok i need proof
You: add [email protected]
You:
You: Hello?
You: HELLO!?
You: aaah nvm
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ill add u and c
You: if it doesnt work, add [email protected]
You: oh´and by the way
You: im straight
You: PWND!!
Stranger: soo y didn u disconect u wanna experience new things???
You: no?
You: i wanted to listen to a no-lifer.
You: hello?
Stranger: wats a no lifer and wat is pwnd???
You: PWND means owned and a no-lifer is a guy that hasnt got a life
You: sherlock
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Bara glider liksom
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Fan va jag gillar amerikaner, dem är så mycket revligare än britter...
Big.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii))
You: hallå brushan
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



Tillagt 2010-03-10 19:34:
tranger: i'm from finland
Stranger: f/m?
You: m
Stranger: you gay? every men @ sweden is gaaaay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I'm now chatting with a random stranger. I say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Johnny ain't so crazy. He's always got a line for the ladies.
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Citerar Nixxer:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I'm now chatting with a random stranger. I say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Hahaha
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Igår stötte jag på en jänkartjej. Efter tio minuter hade hon bett om min msn, efter tre timmar ville hon ha klädselråd och sa att hon älskar mig. Oh yeah.
To Dare is To Do
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Citerar Inarion:
Igår stötte jag på en jänkartjej. Efter tio minuter hade hon bett om min msn, efter tre timmar ville hon ha klädselråd och sa att hon älskar mig. Oh yeah.


Det var säkert en kille?
"In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes."
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Stranger: wanna see my tits
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: say hi
Stranger: i'll be blunt, im a horny guy looking for a horny girl with nice tits, you a girl?
You: no my mon is a girl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

tänkte säga mom
<a href="http://eu.playstation.com/psn/profile/Mortalstefan/"><img src="http://mypsn.eu.playstation.com/psn/profile/Mortalstefan.png" border="0" /></a>
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Hahahhaha. Stört roligt ju! Får alltid ungefär samma samtal som det här:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey asl?webcam?horny?
You: DUDE
You: Are you fucking serious?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Efter fjärde gången i rad blev jag lite små lack.
Trust your hand.
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