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Omegle - Chatta med en främling


You: Hi
Stranger: wanna se my tits?
You: Your man tits? No.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Bring your drink, leave my knife.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You have disconnected.
"WHAT TEAM!?"
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Lol ibland har man kul...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hap skibida skaäbo?
You: Skäääjb
Stranger: hap hoo
Stranger: hip tod
You: tap tap rata dam dam!
Stranger: sat ced
You: ok, i see
Stranger: plop poo
You: Poo! capiodam di
Stranger: he
You: hA?
Stranger: gab deas
You: OH DIDIDIDAM di
Stranger: rofl
You: Habba habba zut zut
Stranger: ice ice baby
You: Oh, are you a normal person and not from teh planet of Zabadingding?
You: Häpp dadididomdom
Stranger: i am from planet jedward
You: Oh, that makes sense. KAP!?
Stranger: Planet Jedward is a great place
You: Nothing can measure Zabadingding's epic deserts and the winds of the mountain "Skääjb"
Stranger: we get to live on the same planet as jedward
Stranger: hah
You: Well, cya in the next life when we'll sit next to "KAd", Peace my kapdo
Stranger: jedward is real though
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: in the uk
You: lol
You: Fucked up name
You: :d
Stranger: www.planetjedward.net
You: Nooo DAM DA, It's against my religion watching porn, the god" HUBBA BUBBA FFS LOL" will go mad.
Stranger: hahhaha its not porn
You: D:
You: Kapdo bro
You have disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi(:
You: hey^^
Stranger: Hi(:
You: hey^^
Stranger: Hi(:
You: hey^^
Stranger: Hi(:
You: hey^^
Stranger: Hi(:
You: hey^^
Stranger: This is making me chortle.
You: he.. combo breaker D:
Stranger: Ohhnooo.
Stranger: ):
Stranger: I'm ashamed, I'll leave.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. (Scavenger, Trespasser, Adventurer, Loner, Killer, Explorer, Robber)
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Citerar Phip:
Det var säkert en kille?


Hon är väldigt tjejig av sig för att vara kille. Antingen spelar han väldigt bra, eller så är det en tjej.
To Dare is To Do
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey asl
You: 17, both, norway
Stranger: ewwwwwwww
Stranger: u have both parts ?
You: no im just kidding
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: m or f ?
You: m
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: you should go haunt Mel Gibson
You: already done
Stranger: Oh yes
Stranger: thank you for that
Stranger: he made fun of my parents
You: not cool
Stranger: i know right?
Stranger: so good, haunt the living day lights out of them
You: yeah
Stranger: him*
Stranger: not them
Stranger: oh god multiple Mel Gibsons
Stranger: AHHHHHH

Haha, sjukt roligt jag sa att jag hade dött för 100 år sen och att jag hade tråkigt och resten ser ni.
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Citerar alzo_93:
Stranger: oh god multiple Mel Gibsons
Stranger: AHHHHHH


Underbart
To Dare is To Do
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Om ni inte har läst den, så läs den här bloggen så att ni förstår varifrån jag fått idén från.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey.
Stranger: hey
You: I'm lying under one guy's bed right now, and I have a sniper rifle.
You: Think I'm gonna snipe him.
Stranger: where r u
You: Wait for it...
You: BAM!
You: Gotcha!
Stranger: wat happened r u in heaven right now
Stranger: how is heaven
Stranger: preety well
You: No, you're misunderstanding.
You: HE went to heaven, 'cause I shot him.
Stranger: u mother fucker
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Paying for my freedom with your lonely unmarked graves
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Citerar The One And Only:
Om ni inte har läst den, så läs den här bloggen så att ni förstår varifrån jag fått idén från.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey.
Stranger: hey
You: I'm lying under one guy's bed right now, and I have a sniper rifle.
You: Think I'm gonna snipe him.
Stranger: where r u
You: Wait for it...
You: BAM!
You: Gotcha!
Stranger: wat happened r u in heaven right now
Stranger: how is heaven
Stranger: preety well
You: No, you're misunderstanding.
You: HE went to heaven, 'cause I shot him.
Stranger: u mother fucker
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Haha, hade nyss ett långt samtal om en snubbe som låtsades att han var en kall blodig mördare som mördade kineser. Det var rikt-
Trust your hand.
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Hade en rolig konversation nyss:

You: hej
Stranger: hey
You: asl
Stranger: 20 m home
You: yeah okay
Stranger: u
Stranger: ?
You: usa both 154
Stranger: coooool!
Stranger: Your like super old!
Stranger: You must remember life before the internet!
You: yes the oldest in the world
Stranger: is it true porn only cost like a dollar?
You: life was boring before internet
Stranger: true
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: are u god?
Stranger: I wish
Stranger: I aint no Morgan Freeman
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Jag är inte omogen. Jag har kul, du borde testa det din sura jävel
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Okej den här blev alldeles för lång och därför inte så rolig tyvärr

Lite grovt språk.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: DUDE Are you fucking serious?
Stranger: for what]
You: you know
Stranger: no i realy dont know
You: guess
Stranger: hmm
You: ...
Stranger: dont know
Stranger: i dont like to think
Stranger: u tell
You: i said guess, come on
You: it can't be wrong right?
Stranger: about talking to u
Stranger: or u said fucking
You: Guess
You: one is right
Stranger: fucking
You: WRONG!
Stranger: talking
You: Nah fucking
Stranger: han fuck u
You: yes
You:
Stranger: but whom im fucking a m/f
You: guess :p
Stranger: f
You: WRONG
Stranger: i wanna fuck them only
Stranger: no boy
Stranger: plz
You: sure
Stranger: yup
You: you start
Stranger: ur a male
Stranger: m not going to talk further
Stranger: about this
Stranger: byee tc
You: what i only pretended to be a boy because i thought you were a girl
Stranger: no im a boy
You: Ow be a girl pleaz
Stranger: naaaaaaaaa
You: im lesbian come on:p
Stranger: no
Stranger: boys are also lesbian
Stranger: they luv girls more than boys
You: you can pretend to be a girl and since i'm also a girl we both win right?
Stranger: so u start
Stranger: i dont know how to do that
Stranger: how to pretend like a girl when i m not
You: you're a virgin
Stranger: ya
You: cool
You: okay just pretend to be girlie let me see u try to see if this will work
You:
Stranger: kk
Stranger: i m trying to imagin myself with boobs
You: yes:p
You: what would you do with them
Stranger: i ll suck urs
Stranger: till urs nipples are not as big as my pennis
You: Youre supposed to be a girl
Stranger: plastic pennis
You: right
You: what do a girl like?
You:
Stranger: a big thing inside her
You: not a lesbian :p
You: not me
Stranger: so what u like
You: Guess
Stranger: i think it will take whole night in guessing
Stranger: fingering
Stranger: maybe
You: is that your final answer
Stranger: think so
You: yes or no+
You:
Stranger: yes
You: WRONG
Stranger: u tell
You: you have one more guess if you guess i wrong i'll disconnect
Stranger: u do one thing u disconnect now only
You: no
Stranger: because u want me to talk
Stranger: i dont wanna talk
Stranger: about this
You: is that your final anwser?
You:
Stranger: ya
You: WRONG
Stranger: byee
Stranger: ur disconecting na
You: no
Stranger: gud
Stranger: u said
Stranger: not fare
You: i know what i said we all make mistakes:po
You:
Stranger: u tell
Stranger: i just luv boobs
Stranger: specially if the girl is virgin
Stranger: being fucked for the first time
Stranger: and she is beautiful
Stranger: too
You: you know i found out that i like men more this isn't going to work out
Stranger: kk gud
You: but ur a girl:p
Stranger: no
You: is that your final answer?
Stranger: ya if ur imagination thing is finished
You: so yes or no
Stranger: i have told
Stranger: u guess
You: is that your final answer i have to know, yes or no?
Stranger: yes
You: WRONG!
You have disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: IVAN ?!
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Praise the sun!
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Citerar Gold:
You: Youre supposed to be a girl
Stranger: plastic pennis


Haha!
Felstavningar skylles på Iphone, alkohol, droger, Aids, amputerade fingrar och Jan Guillou
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Pratade med en snubbe (antagligen) som låtsades (?) vara en tjej, och hennes enda sätt att ta studenten var att ha sex med hennes rektor. Hon hade redan gett honom ett massage med munnen, så att säga. Lite skumt kändes det, men spelat var det nog.
Trust your hand.
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Citerar ShmekarN:
Pratade med en snubbe (antagligen) som låtsades (?) vara en tjej, och hennes enda sätt att ta studenten var att ha sex med hennes rektor. Hon hade redan gett honom ett massage med munnen, så att säga. Lite skumt kändes det, men spelat var det nog.


Det mesta på den sidan är patetiskt kåta tonårskillar som vill se nakna tjejer genom webcam.
Därför är det skoj att lura i dem att man är en ung tjej.

Det är kanske en eller två gånger som jag har haft en seriös konversation med någon på den sidan.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
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Finns det något roligare än att påminna folk på Omegle om "The Game"?
Praise the sun!
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Citerar DonutDuDe:
Finns det något roligare än att påminna folk på Omegle om "The Game"?


? Skulle du kunna förklara lite mer detaljerat?
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
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Citerar Zach_:
? Skulle du kunna förklara lite mer detaljerat?


Praise the sun!
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Citerar DonutDuDe:
Citerar Zach_:

? Skulle du kunna förklara lite mer detaljerat?


Tyvärr, jag har faktiskt ingen aning om vad "The Game" är.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
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Citerar Zach_:
Tyvärr, jag har faktiskt ingen aning om vad "The Game" är.


http://lolpics.se/?id=1885
Praise the sun!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey, Arnold!
Stranger: my head isn't football shaped
You: Yes, it is
Stranger: english football perhaps
You: Cuz you got AIDS!
You: Bahahahaha!
Stranger: damn!
Stranger:
Stranger: did you give me aids
You: Yeah
Stranger: That was mean Jessica.
You: With my penis
Stranger: i meant son of Jessica and William.
You: I am God!
Stranger: im dxclsyic. want a treat puppy?
You: Whats a treat-puppy?
Stranger: What I give out on halloween.
Stranger: Severed dogs head stuffed with chocolate.
You: Oh, a tree-puppet
Stranger: exactly.
Stranger: Like Punch Judy
You: Yeah, god damned Judy
Stranger: Did she kill your son too?
You: Yeah...
Stranger: what a bitch.
Stranger: she made me a sandwich though.
Stranger: but forget the mayo
You: rage... rawr
Stranger: I sent her to Azkaban.
You: Nice, with the... Uh... Things
You: Nintendoes!
Stranger: Nintendoges!
You: Mine bit me
Stranger: why
You: I spanked it with a golf club
Stranger: They don't like that
Stranger: try a spiked club.
Stranger: and from the back.
You: Yeah... I'll make him mah bitch
Stranger: You'll make her your bitch*
You: Right...
Stranger: Remember, spiked club?
Stranger: you took of its penis.
Stranger: he is a she now
You: Aww
You: You know, my handlers said i shouldnt talk to strangers
Stranger: I am your handler.
Stranger: I am also a little boy whose parents give him money to buy plane tickets for fun time with older men
Stranger: ICE CREAM
You: I LIKE PENISES
You: In plural
Stranger: So a single penis offends you?
You: Yeah
Stranger: You must really hate yourself.
You: Yeah, i'm worse than Hitler
Stranger: Worse then a blind nigger white supremacist?
You: Supernazi!
Stranger: I bought one, went to russia, stopped working
You: Russia is so cool, but, like, with a hat on
You: Stalin
You: You're a strangler...


Ja, what the fudge...
Garçon means boy.
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Jag låtsades vara en 17årig kåt tjej och gav ut min kompis msn och låtsades att det var jag
[about Sweden] Any country with that low an age of consent but that high a rate of suicide isn't thinking straight. // Dr. House
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Citerar Game Fr33ak:
Jag låtsades vara en 17årig kåt tjej och gav ut min kompis msn och låtsades att det var jag


Stackars din kompis.
Att bara älska någon utan att våga berätta det för personen är den största förlusten av alla.
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Citerar Rårakan:
Stackars din kompis


Så går det om man är kompis med mig.
[about Sweden] Any country with that low an age of consent but that high a rate of suicide isn't thinking straight. // Dr. House
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Omegle är älskvärt, i alla fall om man skippar kameran.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi is there a horny girl?? cause here is a horny boy;)
You: I´m a horny pervo!
Stranger: ??
You: A very horny pervo!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
LOLOLOLO JAG ÄR FUL! Brocode ä beast!!!
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