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Omegle - Chatta med en främling


Hmmm, jag är kanske inte så mogen som min mamma vill jag ska vara

Varning för fula ord

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: Knock knock
Stranger: hows there
You: Your moma
Stranger: Okay dude, seriously. Do you get off of making jokes like that?
Stranger: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
You: My Caps Lock key is broken
Stranger: It's not, man. Fuck that shit.
Stranger: You know what I hate?
You: Yor moma is broken
Stranger: People who lie.
Stranger: You're that kind of person.
Stranger: BECAUSE SHE MIGHT BE FAT
Stranger: BUT NOT BROKEN
Stranger: Pussy.
You: Haha yor moma is a fat ass
Stranger: Pussy.
You: a broken fat assed whore
Stranger: Pussy.
You: Well, if im a pussy your moma is a lesbian
You: Oh, snap!
Stranger: pussy...
Stranger: You don't get it, do you?
You: Not really
You: But your moma got it last night
Stranger: AND YOU NEVER WILL.
You: Will Smith?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Kalle!
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Hmmm, jag är kanske inte så mogen som min mamma vill jag ska vara

Varning för fula ord

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: Knock knock
Stranger: hows there
You: Your moma
Stranger: Okay dude, seriously. Do you get off of making jokes like that?
Stranger: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
You: My Caps Lock key is broken
Stranger: It's not, man. Fuck that shit.
Stranger: You know what I hate?
You: Yor moma is broken
Stranger: People who lie.
Stranger: You're that kind of person.
Stranger: BECAUSE SHE MIGHT BE FAT
Stranger: BUT NOT BROKEN
Stranger: Pussy.
You: Haha yor moma is a fat ass
Stranger: Pussy.
You: a broken fat assed whore
Stranger: Pussy.
You: Well, if im a pussy your moma is a lesbian
You: Oh, snap!
Stranger: pussy...
Stranger: You don't get it, do you?
You: Not really
You: But your moma got it last night
Stranger: AND YOU NEVER WILL.
You: Will Smith?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.




Haha, I lol'd.
Semper fidelis
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Citerar Tydligen:
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Haha, fy fan vad jag gapskrattade!
Paying for my freedom with your lonely unmarked graves
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Citerar DonutDuDe:
Finns det något roligare än att påminna folk på Omegle om "The Game"?


FFFFFFFUUUUUU!!!

Nu läste jag min gamla kommentar. FFFFFFFFUUUUUU!
LOLOLOLO JAG ÄR FUL! Brocode ä beast!!!
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Stranger: do you go to school
You: no i dropped of... I dont like to talk about my job.
Stranger: What do you do?
You: i do porn...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


En 10årig flicka från USA.
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Bara glider liksom
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Här är en jag hade för ett par dagar sedan.

Stranger: Male or female?
You: Male.
Stranger: Gay?
You: No.
Stranger: Bisexual?
You: No.
Your conversational partner has disconnected
Jag begär inte att du ska falla för mig, men du kan väl för fasen trilla lite iallafall?
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Stranger: A wild abra appeared
You: Oh sh-
You: Butterfree use sleep powder!
Stranger: but it failed
Stranger: abra used teleport
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


SHUT YOUR MOUF!
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Stranger: male 21 canada
You: care
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You: I want to play a game.
Stranger: what kind of game?
You: The game.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: HELLO DO YOU WANT HAVE TEA
Stranger: you may wannt rephrase that to say "Hello, would you like to have some tea?"
You: NEVER
You: I HAVE TIME NO
Stranger: fuck you


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Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Suecia!
You: Damn
You: I mean "What is Suecia?"
Stranger: huh idk?
You: Are you Alex Trebek?
Stranger: lol no
Stranger: haha
You: Damnit
Stranger: what the heck o.o
You: Well... Next question, Alex!
Stranger: lol my names not alex
You: Sorry - Mr Trebek.
Stranger: lol okay whats your name?
You: Who is... Paul Applesmasher!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Garçon means boy.
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Denna sida är rolig.
Rihanna <3
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You: If you type "asl" i will fucking kill you.
Stranger: Thank god.
Stranger: Someone sane
You: Asl?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort
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Citerar mygga_med_stil:
Stranger: A wild abra appeared
You: Oh sh-
You: Butterfree use sleep powder!
Stranger: but it failed
Stranger: abra used teleport
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Haha.
Här skare stå något helt enormt fyndigt.
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Citerar mygga_med_stil:
Stranger: A wild abra appeared
You: Oh sh-
You: Butterfree use sleep powder!
Stranger: but it failed
Stranger: abra used teleport
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Haha. ^^

Citerar Reader:
You: If you type "asl" i will fucking kill you.
Stranger: Thank god.
Stranger: Someone sane
You: Asl?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You give me a time and a place, I give you a five-minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own.
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Vafan. :/ Kollade igenom massa videochattar med avstängd kamera och på en så satt en jävla snubbe och jörka. :X
You give me a time and a place, I give you a five-minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own.
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Du är inte den enda
"Yvonne? Thats a french ass name!"
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Stranger: Hi
You: Hello?
You: m or f?
Stranger: Is this michelle?
You: Yes
You: Why?
Stranger: omg where have oyu been?
Stranger: everyone is looking for you?
You: im at home
Stranger: why??
Stranger: you're supposed to be here!
You: Where?
Stranger: At your freaking wedding?!?
You: Well, fuck that...
Stranger: you did. the kid that is on the way is why the wedding is on
Stranger: your dad is making him marry you, where are you?
You: Im in Thailand. I live there now.
Stranger: how could you not tell anyone???
You: because i love another man.
Stranger: how could you not tell me? I thought we were best friends?
You: No, I hate you. You lied to me.
Stranger: Fine bitch. I'm taking the guy you left here though, he is h.o.t.
You: well go ahead.
Stranger: I will. I'll go back into the church and marry him right now
You: Do that.
Stranger: I'm going to. I hope the new guy gives you aids
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Semper fidelis
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You: U liek mudkipz?!
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: i like to ask asl?
You: wuts asl?
Stranger: ur age.ur sex,ur location?
You: im liek 12, i dont have sex, location is at home
Stranger: sex ,means r u male or female?
You: i used 2 send male but interwebz is faster
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I lol'd
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Citerar Vipraxay:
You: U liek mudkipz?!
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: i like to ask asl?
You: wuts asl?
Stranger: ur age.ur sex,ur location?
You: im liek 12, i dont have sex, location is at home
Stranger: sex ,means r u male or female?
You: i used 2 send male but interwebz is faster
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You give me a time and a place, I give you a five-minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own.
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Citerar Vipraxay:
You: U liek mudkipz?!
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: i like to ask asl?
You: wuts asl?
Stranger: ur age.ur sex,ur location?
You: im liek 12, i dont have sex, location is at home
Stranger: sex ,means r u male or female?
You: i used 2 send male but interwebz is faster
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I lol'd.
Ad finem ambulo.
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Citerar mygga_med_stil:
Stranger: A wild abra appeared
You: Oh sh-
You: Butterfree use sleep powder!
Stranger: but it failed
Stranger: abra used teleport
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Klockren.
Rihanna <3
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Omegle är bra kul ibland.

Citerar Vipraxay:
You: U liek mudkipz?!
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: i like to ask asl?
You: wuts asl?
Stranger: ur age.ur sex,ur location?
You: im liek 12, i dont have sex, location is at home
Stranger: sex ,means r u male or female?
You: i used 2 send male but interwebz is faster
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Underbart!
JAG ÄLSKAR MIN AVATAR!
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Citerar ExagoN95:
Stranger: Hi
You: Hello?
You: m or f?
Stranger: Is this michelle?
You: Yes
You: Why?
Stranger: omg where have oyu been?
Stranger: everyone is looking for you?
You: im at home
Stranger: why??
Stranger: you're supposed to be here!
You: Where?
Stranger: At your freaking wedding?!?
You: Well, fuck that...
Stranger: you did. the kid that is on the way is why the wedding is on
Stranger: your dad is making him marry you, where are you?
You: Im in Thailand. I live there now.
Stranger: how could you not tell anyone???
You: because i love another man.
Stranger: how could you not tell me? I thought we were best friends?
You: No, I hate you. You lied to me.
Stranger: Fine bitch. I'm taking the guy you left here though, he is h.o.t.
You: well go ahead.
Stranger: I will. I'll go back into the church and marry him right now
You: Do that.
Stranger: I'm going to. I hope the new guy gives you aids
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Hahaha, vafan?
this is not even my final form
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