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Omegle - Chatta med en främling


You: Hello sir i represent a multinatinional company from Iraq, would you like to buy a schitopfrek?

Stranger: o.O

Stranger: wtf is a schitofrek

You: Oh you dont know that, its like a sandwitch but much larger...

Stranger: so you eat it?

You: Oh, haha, no of course not. You walks around it four times and a half before looking out of your window.

Stranger: but i dont have windows....

You: Oh, dont worry. You can buy a mac from us with a lot of discount!

Stranger: fuck off.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
this is not even my final form
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You: Hi.
Stranger: hi
You: I'm trying to sell my cow. Do you want to buy her?
You: She's a very nice cow
You: Gives lot of milk
You: She's so pretty and very cozy
Stranger: how much does it cost?
You: Oh god, I'm gonna miss her so much...
You: I don't know. How much do you offer?
You: I was thinking like... maybe a million?
You: Because she's so pretty.... She's the best cow ever!
Stranger: how big it is?
You: She's kinda big. But not fat.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Han/hon ville inte köpa min ko D:
Den kanske var lite dyr....

Tillagt 2011-02-18 14:52:
You: Hi.
Stranger: hi
You: I'm trying to sell my cow. Do you want to buy her?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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You: Hi.
Stranger: hi
You: I'm trying to sell my cow. Do you want to buy her?
Stranger: i am a kid!
You: How old?
Stranger: 14
You: Do you have any money?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i am poor
You: Them you can't buy it....
Stranger: yes
You: Where do you live?
Stranger: china and you ?
You: Oh, do you have rice?
You: We can trade cow for rice.
You: I like rice.
Stranger: hah you funny
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Citerar naiesano:
You: Where do you live?
Stranger: china and you ?
You: Oh, do you have rice?
You: We can trade cow for rice.


Panophobia: Fear of everything. - Might as well commit suicide then... No wait, I'm afraid of death!
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Oj vad jag älskar Omegle. Perfekta tidsfördrivet ju! Upptäckte Omegle förrförra året och sedan dess har jag varit med om nästan allt, haha. Har faktiskt haft förmånen att träffa några riktigt schyssta personer via Omegle. Bland annat en från Australien och en från USA som jag nu har haft kontakt med i cirka ett halvår.
Ted Hinterleithner / Gamereactor
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  • izzu
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men hur chattar men då?
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Citerar izzu:
men hur chattar men då?

http://omegle.com/

Välj sedan textchatt eller videochatt.
Ted Hinterleithner / Gamereactor
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  • izzu
  • izzu
jaha tack
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Stranger: into incest ?
You: Yeah
Stranger: asl ?
You: 10, female, USA
Stranger: 13 m uk
Stranger: tell me what you look like
You: I'm fat
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I was cured, all right!
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Citerar godzilla-kid:
Stranger: into incest ?
You: Yeah
Stranger: asl ?
You: 10, female, USA
Stranger: 13 m uk
Stranger: tell me what you look like
You: I'm fat
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Aw, stackars liten :c
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Detta är ju verkligen ett bra tidsfördriv.
Manchester United!
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Citerar Madasszkilz:
Detta är ju verkligen ett bra tidsfördriv.

Ibland är det rätt kul.

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Stranger: 21 male India
You: 46 male america
You: wanna cam?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I lol'd
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Haha xD

You: male
Stranger: indonesia?
You: yes of course
Stranger: really?
You: yup
Stranger: bisa bahasa indo?
You: buppa luppa ching gaau
Stranger: are u lie?
You: no not at all
Stranger: fuck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Manchester United!
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Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
You: So whats your name?
Stranger: ivy
Stranger: from taiwan
Stranger: u?
You: Nice name, my name is Dovahkiin.
Stranger: from?
You: Skyrim
Stranger: ?
Stranger: skyrim?
You: Its above Cyrodiil.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
LOLOLOLO JAG ÄR FUL! Brocode ä beast!!!
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Citerar davegame:
Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
You: So whats your name?
Stranger: ivy
Stranger: from taiwan
Stranger: u?
You: Nice name, my name is Dovahkiin.
Stranger: from?
You: Skyrim
Stranger: ?
Stranger: skyrim?
You: Its above Cyrodiil.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


"Did you think a little thing like the end of the world was gonna do me in?"
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Citerar davegame:
Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
You: So whats your name?
Stranger: ivy
Stranger: from taiwan
Stranger: u?
You: Nice name, my name is Dovahkiin.
Stranger: from?
You: Skyrim
Stranger: ?
Stranger: skyrim?
You: Its above Cyrodiil.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Måste pröva!
Yoko Ono är en asiat. Asiater är folk från asien. -Lurkman
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Varför är det alltid att så fort man säger att man är kille: Your conversational partner has disconnected
Life experience is an important ingredient. Curiosity. Nerves. Dare to make a fool of itself, be naked. Constantly exposing themselves to danger and artistic: Never say now I'm ready.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m or f
You: f
Stranger: how old
Stranger: ?
You: 20
Stranger: nice
You: u
Stranger: male 19
You: ok
You: where u from
Stranger: usa
Stranger: u?
You: sweden
Stranger: i hear swedish girls r hott
You: some of us are
You: lol
Stranger: r u one of them
Stranger: ?
You: I guess i'm labove average ;)
You: above*
Stranger: well wat do u look like?
You: i'm blonde
You: E-cups
Stranger: sexy
You: and got a 15 inch penis
Stranger: wat
You: that's right
You: u just got punked
Stranger: nice one
Stranger: hahahahaha
Your conversational partner has disconnected

Här testa jag något som en annan anv'ndare hade gjort tror jag:

You: TAKE COVER!
You: RATATATATATATATATATATATATA
You: OMG UR DEAD!
You: WHY DIDN'T U TAKE COVER
You: STUPID MOTHERFUCKER
You: IT'S ALL MY FAULT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Yeah, well, you know, that's just like your opinion man.
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Stranger: i wanna horny girl with cam
You: I want a duck with a boat
Stranger: i wanna horny girl with cam
You: I want a duck with a boat
Your conversational partner has disconnected
Yeah, well, you know, that's just like your opinion man.
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Jag gjorde ett seriöst försök att prata med någon men alla dessa förkortningar hit och dit gjorde att jag inte förstod något.
The smell of strange colours are heard everywhere.
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  • Alyx
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Försökte trolla lite folk men gick åt helvete då de bara ville prata om sina depressiva problem
"Thats not your base Bambo..."
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You: Ello!
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Asl?
You: Do i really have to tell? call me stranger!
Stranger: Boy or girl?
You: I'm the stranger
You: i'm a cosmic being!
Stranger: Wicked
You: yeah i know
You: kind of makes it hard to take a piss when you'r a cosmic being
Stranger: Yeo
You: How does it look when you take a piss?
Stranger: Is that why you piss yourself?
You: i don't pee
You: there
You: i said it, you happy now?

Don't ever back down
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Åh, älskar denna sida!
Världsherravälde
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You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: what are you doing right now?
Stranger: studying
Stranger: and you?
You: listening to norweigan black metal
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Nåväl, alla kan väl inte gilla Gorgoroth
"Finns där något sätt för islam att på ett bra sätt integreras i det svenska samhället, eller kommer svensk trångsynthet, rädsla och respektlöshet göra detta omöjligt?"
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You: My butt looks like a horse.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: m uk
You: Muk? Isn't that a Pokemon?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Indecent exposure is fun.
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Jag chattar med en intressant person.
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