Howdy m8, this intent to congratul8 is a bit l8, but better l8 to celebr8 than to w8 for another birthd8. I can't rel8 to your birthd8, but let's begin on a clean sl8, you're 5 years from 28 and we seem to share that f8. On our next d8 you'll get a marked sl8, which you can use to fill you pl8, with pancakes. After each meal you'll have a funny g8, because of all your gained w8, and you can call me l8, I won't hesit8 to sk8 to you m8, to make batter and throw it into a skillet for it to coagul8. And give me enough time, I'll fill an entire cr8 at an alarming r8, your only charge might be the fr8, and don't h8, it'll be worth the w8, compared to eating out your wallet will be in a good st8.